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I'll open from this end

The village club was burdened with a big-headed skipper. Although a below average player, he considered himself the best in the side. They were up against tough opposition and as they walked out he said,

"Right. I'll open the bowling from the pavilion end."

"That's right, skipper," said the fast bowler. "You bowl 'em in - then I'll come on bowl 'em out."