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Stonewaller

The bowler was up against a stonewaller who never moved his bat. Every ball either hit the bat or passed harmlessly by, no stroke being offered.

The bowler turned to the umpire. 'Is he out if he doesn't move his bat?'

'No,' said the umpire. 'But he will be if he does!'