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WG Grace - I'll have him yet

One time, Grace was having no luck bowling against a stonewalling batsman. After each ball, Grace would say to the umpire: 'I'll have him yet!'

Next ball, he hit the batsman on the pad. Grace turned to the umpire.
'What did I tell you?' he said.
'Out,' said the umpire.