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Ex-pat Yorkshireman

A Yorkshireman had emigrated to America, but still used to receive news from home by mail.

One day, he got the following telegram:

'Regret father died this morning STOP early hours. Funeral Wednesday STOP Yorkshire two hundred and one for six STOP Boycott not out ninety six.'