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Pesticide

The slow-moving groundsman ambled into the general store.

Groundsman: 'I want two pounds of pesticide for the beetles on the cricket pitch.'

Shopkeeper: 'Certainly, sir.'

Groundsman: 'Shall I take it?'

Shopkeeper: (heavily) 'No. Send the little perishers round for it.'