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University grudge match
The university team was a man short for their needle match with
the rival college.
'Listen,' said the captain, 'as long as he doesn't speak to anyone, we
could use the blacksmith.
He's a marvellous player.' So they rigged out the smith in college colours
and he tore into the fray,
taking eight wickets for ten runs. Afterwards, in the bar, the rival captain
came up to him and said
I say, old man, that was a terrific performance. Tell me, what are you
studying at the University?
'The blacksmith thought for a moment, then said brightly, 'Sums!'