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Fancy a game

Staying in a northern-hotel for the weekend, a commercial traveller was talking to a local at the bar. 'So you have a team here, do you?'
'Aye. Fancy a game tomorrow?'

'Certainly-I'll be there.'

The traveller went out and bought himself a complete set of brand new gear and proudly appeared next morning clutching a cricket bat.
'How do I look?' he asked.

'Fine,' said the local. 'Only we're playing football'