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Cricket jokes about umpires and umpiring


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Umpire at the gate

Just before the match, the secretary received a message in his office from the turnstiles. There's an umpire down here with two friends. Wants to know if they can come in.'

'No,' replied the secretary , 'the man's obviously lying.'

'How do you make that out?'

'Whoever heard of an umpire with two friends.'

 


 






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