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A close shave

The local barber was umpiring in the village match and when one of the batsmen was apparently run out he said: 'Not out.'

The batsman looked at him thankfully. 'That was a close shave,' he said.

'Aye,' said the umpire, 'and if you 'adn't been a regular customer it would 'ave been 'Next gentleman please'!'


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