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Can you walk?

The batsman received a fast ball which struck his pad. Though it was obviously l.b.w. he tried to feign injury by dancing around in agony. He fell to the ground clutching his foot and the umpire came up and looked down at him.

'Can you walk?' he asked, solicitously.

'Yes.'

'Then walk back to the pavilion, mate. You're out!'