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Do you know who I am

The bowler sent down a good ball which caught the batsman on the pads.
'Owwzat!' shouted the bowler

'Out; said the umpire, raising his finger.

'I'll have you know, my good man,' said the noble batsman 'that I am Sir Roland Smythe- Montmorency.'

'In that case,' said the umpire 'I'm afraid you're both out'.


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